Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (17-Dec-1996)
Director: Jonathan Winfrey Writer: Rob Kerchner Keywords: Horror
REVIEWS Review by anonymous (posted on 6-May-2006) Avoid this movie like
the plague. This is the biggest piece of crap I ever watched in my
life. The plot goes like this, a team of terrorists steals what they
think is a shipment of uranium but it turns out to be two raptors and a
T-Rex. Predictably they all get killed. Then a "crack" team of 5
marines or whatever get sent to investigate. All but 3 are eaten. But,
before I go further I have to say something about the God awful
dinosaurs. They look like leftover piles of rubber from an auto
company, or kids in a costume at Halloween. At one point, near the end,
the T-Rex gets blown up and YOU CAN SEE THE HYDRAULICS ON THE INSIDE OF
IT. Not to mention that the dialogue was seemingly written by a retard
with a mental disease. Seriously, I could have mad a better movie with
$100 of my own money. The whole movie takes place in this
underfurnished warehouse, and apparently jumps settings to a boat. I
didn't see this because I was too busy in the other room, plotting
suicide. Whoever made these movies needs to die a horrible death. At
any cost, do not rent or buy this worthless piece of shit.
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